(this journey IS drug induced so dont ask)

Yesterday I went for a walk down the river with my friend Connie. We sat down and she said, "Man .. this is definitly the most awesome spot EVER!"
I agreed .. but then my eyes drifted across the river to see a spot that looked even more amazing than the spot we were already in.
So I took off my socks and shoes and proceeded to wade across the river. Now .. I didn't realise how deep it was and I fell right in the river and when I got out on the other side I was soaked.
Not to mention I looked down at my leg and saw the nastiest cut on my leg and it had swollen to the size of a... nectarine.
haha .. it was the craziest thing I had ever seen in my life cause I just looked at it and it started swelling infront of my very eyes